DESIGN: For our fellow "plain black tee" squirrels out there, we present "The Heather Ninja".

Note: The Dark Grey Heather option is as subtle as the "b" in "subtle". The Black Heather option is as subtle as You will be, as a Gee-YOSH DARN NINJA!

T-SHIRT: One of the Atta Squirrels is preternaturally particular about his t-shirts. They're like... sommelier-level annoying about it. So, like those of us who will avoid our "prepper" uncle up until hour one of the zombie apocalypse, we let That Squirrel decide on the t-shirt. And they did not disappoint. It's soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch; comfortable and flattering for all. Here's the deets:

Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Two truths:

1. Fast fashion is offensive
2. Fun t-shirts are pretty much the unadulterated best

With your help, we can square this circle.

OUR PART: This tee is well-made, and printed especially for you, as soon as you place an order (which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver to you). Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions :)

YOUR PART: Support The T-Shirt Circle Of Life. Stages may vary, dependent upon one's situation, but we suggest at least three stages for your tee:

Stage 1: Your Shirt, or A Gift (i.e., Their Shirt)

Stage 2: A Smaller Human's Night Shirt, or Your Ex's Shirt, at the precise moment they become Your Ex. Or (dependent upon the relative size of Your Ex): both

Stage 3: Someone's Thrift Store Come-Up, or (depending how raggedy it is by Stage 3): A Literal Rag

If you’re not a t-shirt person, and are simply purchasing this t-shirt to support Atta Squirrel: Stop that. (And: bless you.) (But also-also: stop that.)

Consider reaching out to us on the "Contact Us" page, instead. We have ways of turning your well-intentioned, ill-fated t-shirt money into artsy stuff, if you're wanting to throw said t-shirt money our way, as well as money-free ways to contribute, via likes and reviews and such :)